Friday 22 October 2010

A Poem as Quick as the Government Cutz

What a slough! - Kill Pol Pot,
Or Hitler, or George Osborne (keep reading),
that frigid Anti-Christ and slavering
Beast -
100% kidz, 100%! -
Ice & lapdog drool
All over
My epiphany!
My eternity!
Slogged off guts of dead dog
cutscutscut & kiss a cunt
& say g%dnight "children"
GOODNIGHT!
The cat is in the bag
Is in da mouse is in Da House
& I'll sleep, petal,
I'll sleep
With the efficiency of the
German moto trade
Turning tricks
On Chinese nuts
(My freakin epiphany!!!
All over Chinese nuts

(Ran into a French rioter the
Other day,
Said better off dead
Than fed a bunch of
Munch/truncheon
Pour le petit dejeuner.

(Just kidding, George - you're GORGEOUS!)

2011
2012

TICK
TICK
TICK

THE END!

1 comment:

john horse said...

Whats up?
Chicken butt.

Guess why?
Chicken thigh.

Guess where?
Chicken hair.

Guess how?
Chicken cow.

Guess who?
Chicken poo.